2,117 notes February 2, 2012 Bad day? Don't think so. Me (in a tizzy) :God, can I ask you something? GOD:Sure. Me:Promise you won't get mad? GOD:I promise. Me (frustrated):Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? GOD:What do you mean? Me:Well I woke up late, GOD:Yes. Me:My car took forever to start, GOD:Okay.... Me (growling):At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait GOD:Hmmmm.. Me:On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call GOD:All right. Me (loudly):And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right today! Why did you do that? GOD:Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that. Me (humbled):Oh... GOD:I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you were on the road. Me (ashamed):............ GOD:The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work. Me (embarrassed):Oh..... GOD:Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered. Me (softly):I see God. GOD:Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark. Me:I'm sorry God. GOD:Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good and the bad Me:I will trust you God. GOD:And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan Me:I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today. GOD:You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.